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Achy Breaky Heart |
Billy Ray Cyrus |
The song just sucks!!! |
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Afternoon Delight |
Starland Vocal Band |
How could I forget this one!!! |
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America |
Neil Diamond |
Oh Yeah |
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Ballroom Blitz |
Sweet |
Summer of 1972 - Thanks, Scott |
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Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me |
Mac Davis |
Check Out Those Sideburns |
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Beach Baby |
First Class |
Packed the car and went to San Jose, No
beaches there. |
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Ben |
Michael Jackson |
What about Bubbles (Thanks Brian) |
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Billy Don't Be A Hero |
Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods |
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Born Free |
Andy Williams |
Where's my darn cardigan? |
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Boy Named Sue |
Johnny Cash |
Thanks, Sue and Erin |
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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do |
Neil Sedaka |
Listening is hard to do |
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Brick House |
The Commodores |
She's Mighty Mighty |
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Candy Man |
Sammy Davis Jr. |
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Car Wash |
Rose Royce |
Scrub right here... Thanks, Laura |
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Close to You |
The Carpenters |
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Convoy |
C.W. McCall |
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Copacabana |
Barry Manilow |
Darn, now I got it stuck in my head, Thanks
for the reminder Sheryl. |
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Dancing Queen |
ABBA |
Is this song also bad in Swedish? |
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Delta Dawn |
Helen Reddy |
A nasal masterpiece. - Thanks Martha |
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Don't Give Up On Me Baby |
David Soul |
Hey what about Starsky? |
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Don't Worry Be Happy |
Bobby McFerrin |
I don't need instruments, I can suck solo!!!
- RN |
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Do You Really Want To Hurt Me |
Culture Club |
Yes |
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Every Time I Think Of You |
The Babys |
Made me soil my diapers |
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Fernando |
Abba |
Rich thinks this song rocks. Rich is
insane!!! |
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Funky Town |
Pseudo Echo |
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Get Down Tonight |
KC and the Sunshine Band |
I saw them at Grad Night |
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Ghostbuster |
Ray Parker Jr. |
Hey, what ever happened to.....nevermind. |
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The Girl From Ipanema |
Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz |
Just reading the words gets the song stuck
in my head. |
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun |
Cyndi Lauper |
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Gloria |
Laura Branigan |
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Go Away Little Girl |
Donny Osmond |
Roller Rink Days |
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Green Green Grass Of Home |
Tom Jones |
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Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves |
Cher |
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Hangin' Tough |
New Kids On The Block |
Thanks, Scott and Trevor |
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Happiest Girl in the Whole USA |
Donna Fargo |
1972 AM Radio |
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Havin' My Baby |
Paul Anka |
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Hip to be Square |
Huey Lewis and the News |
No it's Not (Thanks Ricky) |
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Hooked on a Feeling |
Blue Suede |
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Hot Child in the City |
Nick Glider |
Can't believe we forgot this one - Thanks,
Brian |
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I
Am Woman |
Helen Reddy |
I blame this song for the rise of Oprah
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I Honestly Love You |
Olivia Newton John |
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I Just Want To Be Your Everything |
Andy Gibb |
Thanks for the update CBC |
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I Ran |
Flock Of Seagulls |
A little Hairspray, a little crap |
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I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing |
New Seekers |
4th Grade, Mrs. Long...... |
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If |
Bread |
An anthem for the emasculated. Thanks,
Rich |
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If I Had A Hammer |
Peter, Paul and Mary |
Maaaaaannnnn, if I had a hammer!!!!
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If I Were A Carpenter |
Bobby Darin |
Hay, I ain't no lady!!! |
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It Must Be Him |
Vikki Carr |
I met her once |
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In The Year 2525 |
Visage |
In the Year 2525 this song will be against
the law |
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I Touch Myself |
Divinyls |
Ooooh, just scary ---- Thanks, Tim |
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I Will Survive |
Gloria Gaynor |
I wonder what ever happened to her?
Thanks, Laura |
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Jungle Boogie |
Kool & the Gang |
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Karma Chameleon* |
Culture Club |
come-a-come-a-come-a---ENOUGH ALREADY -
Thanks, Joe |
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Killing Me Softly With His Song |
Roberta Flack |
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Knock Three Times |
Tony Orlando and Dawn |
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Kung Fu Fighting |
Carl Douglas |
Them dudes was fast as lightning, huh |
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Lady |
Kenny Rogers |
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The Lady in Red |
Chris DeBurgh |
Drowning in sappy love syrup - Thanks, Dave! |
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Little Green Apples |
Bobby Goldsboro |
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Little Willy |
The Sweet |
Is this song about Bill and Monica? |
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Loco-motion |
Grand Funk |
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Loving You |
Minnie Ripperton |
I wonder how many glasses she broke with her
voice? |
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MacArthur Park |
Richard Harris |
Where's that darn recipe |
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Macho Man |
Village People |
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance |
Gene Pitney |
He was the bravest... The Man (thanks
Playful2U) |
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Me and You and a Dog Names Boo |
Lobo |
Thanks Jamie |
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Midnight at the Oasis |
Maria Muldaur |
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Mockingbird |
Carly Simon |
Mock, Yeah, Ing, Yeah, Bird, Yeah |
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Morning Train (Nine to Five) |
Sheena Easton |
Dude, get back on that train |
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Mr. Roboto |
Styx |
Love those Hair Bands |
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Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter |
Herman's Hermits |
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Muskrat Love |
Captain and Tennille |
Sammy's So Skinny |
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My Sharona |
The Knack |
I miss 8-track tapes |
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The
Night Chicago Died |
Paper Lace |
Excruciatingly catchy |
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The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia |
Vicki Lawrence |
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The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down |
Joan Baez |
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One Less Bell To Answer |
Dionne Warwick |
So that's why Dionne is not on the Psychic
Friends Network anymore |
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One Tin Soldier |
Coven |
Billy Jack |
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Paper Roses |
Marie Osmond |
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Patches |
Clarence Carter |
Thanks, Laura |
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People are People |
Depeche Mode |
And still we get along so awfully...(thanks
Playful2U) |
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Popcorn |
Hot Butter |
Get it Popcorn, Hot Butter...Comedy!!! |
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Queen of the Silver Dollar |
Dave and Sugar |
OK, I am ashamed that I actually remember
this one. |
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Rhinestone Cowboy |
Glenn Campbell |
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Rock Lobster |
B-52's |
Oh High School |
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Rock the Boat |
The Hues Corporation |
Where's my torpedo |
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Ruby |
Kenny Rogers |
Tramp cheats on gimp. 'Nuff said.
Thanks, Rich |
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Safety Dance |
Men Without Hats |
Group Without Talent |
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Saturday Night |
Bay City Rollers |
Low Point of the British Invasion - Thanks,
Dave! |
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Seasons in the Sun |
Terry Jacks |
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Sharp Dressed Man |
ZZ Top |
Damn beard keeps getting stuck in my tie |
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She Works Hard for the Money |
Donna Summer |
Is Donna still working??? |
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Snowbird |
Anne Murray |
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Someday Love Will Find You |
Journey |
Journey, one of my top Bad Song Artist -
Thanks Jon. |
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Sometimes When We Touch |
Dan Hill |
Ahhhh...Junior High Slow Dances - Thanks,
Rich |
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The Streak |
Ray Stevens |
wasn't wearin nuthin but a smile... |
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Super Freak |
Rick James |
She's Super Freaky |
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Sussudio |
Phil Collins |
Stu-stu-stupidio |
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Take Me Home Country Roads |
John Denver |
John, Don't take the airplane (cheap shot,
sorry) |
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There's Got To Be A Morning After |
Maureen McGovern |
Not for Shelly Winters |
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Three Times a Lady |
Lionel Ritchie |
Much Better by Buckwheat - Thanks Bob |
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Thriller |
Michael Jackson |
Oh no a normal guy turns into a freak.
Too close to the real world Jacko!! |
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Torn Between Two Lovers |
Mary MacGregor |
Horrid - Thanks, Frank |
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Turn on Your Heartlight |
Neil Diamond |
Beyond Lame - Thanks, Sara! |
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U Can't Touch This |
MC Hammer |
Hammer, Please Don't Sing |
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Undercover Angel |
Alan O'Day |
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Vincent |
Don McLean |
Sappy |
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Wake Me Up Before You Go Go |
Wham! |
Overheard in public bathrooms in LA |
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Walk Like An Egyptian |
The Bangles |
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Walking on Sunshine |
Katrina And The Waves |
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Wang Chun Tonight |
Wang Chun |
Isn't that the #7 Special? |
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Watching Scotty Grow |
Bobby Goldsboro |
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We Are The Champions |
Queen |
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We Built This City |
Starship |
can't be LA...we built it on plastic and
lies |
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We've Only Just Begun |
The Carpenters |
How many weddings and graduations played
this in the '70s? |
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What's Love Got To Do With it |
Tina Turner |
thanks Playful2U |
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What's Your Name? |
Don & Juan |
Almost as bad as McArthur Park! - Thanks,
Tim |
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Whip It |
Devo |
Whip It Into Shape |
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Who Can It Be Now? |
Men At Work |
College Days |
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Wildfire |
Michael Murphy |
Run Wildfire, Run!!! |
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Wonderful Tonight |
Eric Clapton |
People on downers should not sing - Thanks
Hippy Chick |
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Xanadu |
Olivia Newton John |
Rich came up with this one too quick. |
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Yellow Submarine |
The Beatles |
OK, I know it is The Beatles, but come on,
really. Thanks, Stacy |
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YMCA |
The Village People |
Becoming almost as popular as "Take Me Out
To The Ball Game" at baseball stadiums around the country - Scary |
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You Light Up My Life |
Debbie Boone |
I can't carry on, sorry Debbie - Thanks,
Rich |
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You Make Me Feel Like Dancing |
Leo Sayer |
You make me feel like retching |
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You'll Never Find |
Lou Rawls |
Didn't he sing "Walk on the Wild Side" |
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(You're) Having My Baby |
Paul Anka |
Still born from day one - Thanks, Joe |
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Zing Went The Strings Of My
Heart |
Judy Garland |
Suitable for a drag burlesque show. |